23 Jan 2012 12:49 am
Real Conversations
mathMagician [MM] began pestering fatalException [FE]
MM: how many math are there?
FE: 3
MM: good to know
FE: yes
FE: I proved it by induction
MM: strong, weak, or body-builder induction?
FE: every induction
FE: mostly magnetic, though
MM: oh, yeah forgot about that one
MM: I need to brush up on discrete math
FE: yeah
FE: you'll have to find it first
FE: it's pretty sneaky
MM: If I become a guard I can probably find it, assuming it has ever done something wrong ever in the history of eternity
FE: it's math though, it never does anything wrong
FE: not even murdering a palace guard for his fine steel bow
MM: that's true, it is pretty cold and calculating
MM: probably hasn't got caught for anything
MM: in the least
FE: are you saying it's been on some kind of continuous crime spree
MM: might have
MM: it is pretty anti-social
MM: doesn't play with others as much as normal math, or calculus
FE: but integral to our society
MM: (I'm not sure if you need to be a good talker or not, but in skyrim you can ask a guard if arresting you
MM: is really worth his time. Got away with murder like this)
FE: lul
FE: not an option in Oblivion
MM: yeah...
FE: I once killed a man for a quest but I didn't talk to him first (because I'm an assassin) and the guards
FE: didn't find me until I woke up the next morning
FE: it was scary
MM: ^^
FE: also stupid
FE: in order for killing someone to be legal you have to do them the courtesy of warning them first
MM: yep
MM: that's the way it works
MM: no assassinations here
MM: just fair duels to the death
FE: must sign waiver before death
FE: so guards can know it was a legal murder
MM: yep
FE: did Jay tell you to lick one of those frozen cans of juice concentrate?
FE: because I did that once and it kind of hurt my tongue
MM: he did not
MM: he actually has nothing to do with it
MM: that sounds kinda delicious though
FE: it was just the outside of the can
FE: I was liek 6 and really thirsty in the grocery store
FE: was not my best plan
MM: yeah
MM: I should do dishes....
MM: but I donwanna
FE: story of my life
FE: then I look back two weeks later when I'm trying to scrub Hot Pocket cheese off of my plates
FE: and wish I had done things differently
MM: yeah
MM: this is the two weeks later period
MM: we got a fancy rice cooker though
MM: which means I haven't left the room (besides bathroom) for the last 2.5 days
FE: win
FE: I jelly
MM: dnd'd twice, did all the theifs guild in skyrim, played the first half of plants vs zombies, and some minecraft
FE: good weekend
MM: yes
FE: too bad Kyle's power grid isn'tas robust as UW's
MM: yeah
MM: although Loki is away
FE: away?
MM: she is at her "grandfather's wake"
MM: whatever a wake is
FE: oh ._.
FE: that would be the part that comes before the funeral
MM: ah
MM: ok
FE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCP9Jn2Q0cQ&feature=player_embedded#! did you see this?
MM: I have not
MM: that is horrifying
MM: "yeah"
MM: also they look silly on the ground
FE: very
FE: you should definitely download it on Loki's computer before she comes home
MM: ^^